stolen glances-no tear..stupid studs over hear..

stolen glances-no tear..stupid studs over hear..

Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in

the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the

third-grade too!”

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of

her students

The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”

Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in

the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the

third-grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.

While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the

principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would

give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was

to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed

to take the test.

Princi! pal: “What is 3 x 3?”

Boy.: “9″.

Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”

Boy.: “36″.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy.

can go to the third-grade.”

Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment “Legs.”

M! s Nee lam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

Boy.: “Pockets.”

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,

oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And

sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could

stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting

down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s ey! es open

really wide and before he could stop the answer…

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me

up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re

bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was

looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you

blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot

of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get

it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men

than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife

after they’re married?

Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots

of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

“Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions

wrong myself!”

 

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